Song of the day: "Heartless" by Kanye West
Thought of the day: "If I eat a happy meal, will it really make me happy?"
Funny of the day: "Calling 1-800-295-0051 to the Nestle Hotline / wait for the operator to ask English or Spanish / do nothing / the number options will begin...press 4 and listen."
Best part of the day: "Going home to see my family!"
Advice for the day: "Don't do the breath check where people can see you. Seriously everyone knows what you're doing.
